"Always be looking for things that are out of order and then fix them." good advice. Massive, in fact. I am now actively working to fix the problems of little Janice and what my kids had to survive so wish me luck on cleaning projects, and I know you do. My sink is clean. My back closet is organized. Adios Christmas.
However, I do agree that feather dusters are useless. I am throwing mine away! Except maybe I'll keep the feathers for some art project, the next one being a portrait of you.
I'm a mother, reader, writer, and an open-minded Democrat. I'm funny, but have said my share of regrettable things in life. I admit my mistakes, and expect the same of others. I fail at getting out of hammocks. I can detect and deflect facades. I make friends easily and when I listen I REALLY listen. I always remember your aunt Clara and her cats. I'm approachable and genuine, willing to do anything to help, be it moving a piano on my back, making you laugh when it feels impossible, cleaning, and have dressed in drag to make someone smile. I will accept/succeed at 99% of dares. I'm a picky grammarian, but I'm not perfect and you don't have to be either. I draw the line at vicious behaviour, flakes who don't even offer plausible or amusing excuses, thieves, bitches, bitch-face, and people who choose to believe what they know to be false. I don't like sci-fi, the words "nother," "prolly," nor "irregardless." I will not abide ANYONE who would harm a child with their words, bodies, actions, inactions, or indirectly. I will fight for any child, and I will go Dexter on your ass if you threaten my child.
I'm more fun than not.
Happy New Year!!!!!! ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteJust 364 days til 2011! Woo-hoooo! Seriously, Happy New Year to all!
ReplyDeleteJesus Dobby, you can't let me get my bearings in a year divisible by five for FIVE seconds? Selfish. Go clean your bathroom.
ReplyDelete"Always be looking for things that are out of order and then fix them."
ReplyDeletegood advice. Massive, in fact. I am now actively working to fix the problems of little Janice and what my kids had to survive so wish me luck on cleaning projects, and I know you do. My sink is clean. My back closet is organized. Adios Christmas.
However, I do agree that feather dusters are useless. I am throwing mine away! Except maybe I'll keep the feathers for some art project, the next one being a portrait of you.
Go to your doctor.
Love, Mom