Saturday, June 27, 2009
Choose Your Own Adventure Saturday:
(Why does a he have a daisy on his bike? Um, he leaves it. Not to worry, my mom will kick my ass for being a sexist pig.)
Very few of you adhere to the daily list I post here, which is wholly acceptable to me, but it got me thinking (something I do from time to time). What if today, we (meaning you) set each others' challenges? Aside from the never-ending laundry/dishes mutiny, let's see what you guys come up with for each other. It can be something you hate, and maybe you're kind of evil so you want all the mamas suffering, or maybe it's just something you've discovered is a great pick-me-up. I know we're off to a late start, because all this flying has given me serious jet lag, but it's not too late. Sam? Throw the gauntlet! Jacob? Get us all ironing in this heat, you bitch. Mesina, we don't have Dysons, but before you go to bed, challenge us fatty-bacon-eating Americans to something.
Seriously, everyone just list one thing, and at the end of the day, we'll see who did what.
Obviously I've already started because I'm insane, and I am posting my list in case you hate my choose your own adventure plan.
Let's post our tasks, set our timers, don those iPods, and pretend Mesina's hoite toite friend is coming over to eat a BLT and take a bath. Come on guys, you need each other today!