I'm a mother, reader, writer, and an open-minded Democrat. I'm funny, but have said my share of regrettable things in life. I admit my mistakes, and expect the same of others. I fail at getting out of hammocks. I can detect and deflect facades. I make friends easily and when I listen I REALLY listen. I always remember your aunt Clara and her cats. I'm approachable and genuine, willing to do anything to help, be it moving a piano on my back, making you laugh when it feels impossible, cleaning, and have dressed in drag to make someone smile. I will accept/succeed at 99% of dares. I'm a picky grammarian, but I'm not perfect and you don't have to be either. I draw the line at vicious behaviour, flakes who don't even offer plausible or amusing excuses, thieves, bitches, bitch-face, and people who choose to believe what they know to be false. I don't like sci-fi, the words "nother," "prolly," nor "irregardless." I will not abide ANYONE who would harm a child with their words, bodies, actions, inactions, or indirectly. I will fight for any child, and I will go Dexter on your ass if you threaten my child.
I'm more fun than not.
Does lounging all day on the sofa with a sick toddler count as cleaning amongst myself?
ReplyDeleteJust...ya know...double checkin' xx
I picked a minute piece of Ramen off the floor, and am quite marooned on the couch, sans toddler. Yeah, it counts. I am dead.
ReplyDelete<3 Today sucked all around.
ReplyDeleteYeah. . .
ReplyDeleteHubby actually asked me why I was so "behind" today. . . >:-/
Fuck me I can't even think straight. Everything I do is by rote, seriously. If you fed your kids you get an A+.
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