Thursday, November 19, 2009
Fall-a-la-la la Friday
This picture is a safeguard for Dawna and Debe, who couldn't get their work done for all the swooning over John Mayer (half gag). Gary Busey ought to keep you offline for a looong time.
Mox-cateer Susannah urged me to remind you all of your seasonal duties, such as cleaning gutters and raking leaves. This shit is so far beyond my realm I will simply leave it at that and y'all can feel the love or kick through the wet leaves all winter. Also, she asks that someone come fell her really ugly Ash tree, and Debe has requested an answer to a question I have LONG pondered: Why are there always crumbs in the silverware tray? Seriously, why?
My list for today consists of:
-Making all beds.
-Doing the dishes.
-Cleaning up heaps of blankets which feel like war-torn Bosnia.
-Wipe down the kitchen.
-Wipe down back bathroom, contemplate why women's shit sprawls out and takes over any and all types of space.
-Wash my borrowed Snuggie.
-Clean out my purse.
-Ignore everything outside because wtf?
-Pull some lint roller magic.
Feel free to borrow from this list or hop to this:
-Basics by the balls! OMG how embarrassing.
-Susannah say, clean up your yard. I quibble. You decide.
-De-clutter three surfaces.
-Organize your tea, because it's fall or whatever.
-Stop dropping/tossing/leaving your shit by the door when you walk in, as we is not apes.
-Clean under the tvs.
-Dust computers and wipe all cords. Susannah just pulled some alien pod thing that hides all your cords and omg I'm breaking into Costco immediately to buy a thousand of them. She just did this demonstration and damn...so get those.
Do it all!