Thursday, November 26, 2009

Friday Frenzy

Greetings Moxlings. I hope you all had a splendid, delicious, merry meal, with your favourite fixins and favourite folks. (And favourite alliterations.)

I took the selfish route and took advantage of an empty house, and went ballistic with the Lysol, bleach, Ajax, and everything else I could find. Got all laundry done and folded, swept out the laundry room, wiped down the washer and dryer, put all my clothes away, cleaned all mats, swept bathrooms, cleaned all sinks, toilets, swept/Swiffered the kitchen, wiped it down to its bare bones, de-cluttered, dusted, burned hella music, cds, dvds, and wiped down both computers, desks, and cords, all baseboards, Windexed all mirrors and windows, all appliances, scoured my kids' room, all doorways, lamps, table tops, stove, stove top, removed stove knobs, cleaned out microwave, and most joyously, I GUTTED my closet, with help, and shed 1/3 of my wardrobe, freeing space i never thought I'd have. I'm so excited.

Most of you will still be reeling from the holiday, so I won't be brandishing my cattle prod. I will simply encourage you to keep the kitchen tidy, ridding it of all evidence of how you slaved, keep laundry going, and do whatever it is people do with leftovers. Like picking bits o'meat of the carcass. (Gag! But no judgment!)

For those of you who think you will beat me to Black Friday treasures--ha! I am omnipresent and will be cleaning up this town!

So relax, unless you're getting up at 2am. In which case, I'll see you there, suckas!

Happy day after Thanksgiving.<3

1 comment:

  1. Proud to say I had absolutely nothing to do with today's retail insanity. :)