(Insert riveting excuse for being so busy here.)
As a segue to my special edition on why the fuck people check common sense at the door in public bathrooms, I present this.
Case in point, a restroom/cesspool I had the misfortune of encountering recently in Capitola, CA. By far the worst I have ever seen,. The most disturbing scene is the glass on the toilet. Like, first of all, the cardinal rule is that THERE IS NO FOOD IN THE BATHROOM, even at home. But this? The only way I can resist gnawing my face off at the filthy ignorance of people is to pray that this patron had to guzzle a beer to be able to use the facilities. Oy vey:
Where's my bleach/Lysol/rubber gloves/Xanax? Just so I can sleep.