Thursday, April 22, 2010
It's like crack, you'll be cleaning for hours:
Not as sexy as Beyonce, but this isn't for viewing, it's to get your ass pumped for some cleaning action--now that's sexy. (Ew I just heard the LAME sound bite toward the end, sorry, lol.)
I'll give you a hint: The storage room (of lore) is empty, but it's not what you think.
Five quick mental jumpstarts:
1. Watch the Beyonce video from yesterday until you're BURSTING with get-up-and-go! Duh.
2. Set your timer for 20 minutes and clean your kitchen like it's 2011...
3. Do the 10 minute spray/toss/wipe/sweep in your bathrooms.
4. Trick, bully, or bribe someone into picking everything up off the floors.
5. Come help us paint! (Disclaimer* I'm not wearing a bra. I had to buy all new ones after the fire and am not sacrificing their purity.) We have Rice Krispie treats.
Regularly scheduled programming to commence at some point. Thank you for the texts and emails.