Apparently some kinds of alcohol are more potent than others? Smirnoff Coconut Vodka = zzzzz.
I just woke up.
If you have both feet on the floor, you win.
If you have both feet on the floor and your eyes open, I bow to you.
And Quinn is filling water balloons with food colouring.
Never have I had higher hopes for the Starbucks antidote...
(My problem isn't drinking, btw, it's Chelsea.)
(Added for Deb--not my head in a cake? Sorry bish.)