Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Well Well Wednesday
It's been a little quiet around here. I know the berries are calling and everyone's sick but that is no excuse! Just kidding, it's the perfect excuse, lol. I am pleased to report that I'm not as sick as I thought. A recent change in medication, which warned of "some drowsiness" landed me flat on my back every time I took it, like, waking up at 5pm. Plus it didn't work, so naturally I ditched it. (Psych, I sold it on the black market, naturally.)
So what's it gonna take to reboot our little army, hmmmmmmmm?
This morning, as I wandered the darkness, I:
-Swept the laundry room.
-Folded 475 loads of laundry. I've become convinced that my family has been wearing seven outfits each day.
-Made chore lists.
-Cleared off and wiped down dining room table.
AFTER SNUGGLING MY KIDS AWAKE, I WILL:
-Finish @#*&&^%%$#^%* paperwork. The implication being of course, that I STARTED IT!
-Pat everyone down to ensure they're wearing the bare minimum clothing. Shouldn't be hard today, at 90 degrees.
-Spiff up windows.
-De-clutter at least ten things making me nuts. So I will be 1/10th as nuts as I am.
-Once-over the bathrooms.
MY INDECENT PROPOSAL(S) FOR Y'ALL:
-I have a feeling laundry and dishes are creeping up on and/or drowning some of you. Let's meet that challenge head-on. Show no mercy!
-Wipe down entire kitchen, including cupboard faces, knobs, appliances, and floors.
-Make your living room suitable for company.
-Wipe down all screens.
-Set your timer for ten minutes, grab your rag, and wiped down everything in your path. Leave no prisoners.
-Straighten up the bookshelf and/or hutch that you refuse to look at because of al the books/knick knacks that have become askew.
-POST! FOR PETE'S SAKE!
I get lots of emails about what you guys are up to, but people have gotten shy about posting. I don't have much of an ego guys, but it's hungry. :)
(Disclaimer: It's 90 degrees, so full permission granted to tell me to fuck right off.)