Friday, August 7, 2009
Finish Line Friday
Okay bitches, let's totally bust it out today, since I work my ass off every Saturday and you all pretend not to know me.
Yesterday I cleaned in the wee hours, folding and refolding Mesina's reappearing laundry, sweeping, making my eighth consecutive "exception" coffee, rearranging Tupperware (what is wrong with that shit?), wiping, glaring at the minnows in hopes they will die and we can put the fish tank away and I can stop thinking the sink is dripping. I put more clothes away, shook out mats, dusted, began a new bookshelf, replaced light bulbs above my vanity only to realize the whole strip is like burned out, yea for the ghetto! I made compilations, folded bedding, straightened everything I could get my hands on, made beds, mourned and cursed my phone and was sure I'd die by the end of the day without it. Remember when you knew all your friends' numbers? I can call Borders and Karen, and that's it, lol.
Today I am going to:
-Wield a damp cloth and Karinda can come pull a knife on me. I'd even let her cut me if it would get that baby out!
-Sweep the porch.
-Do the one load of laundry.
-Check all windows/mirrors.
-Have Quinn vacuum.
-Dust blinds (SCREAM!)
-Salivate over my new Pink album, soon to arrive...right Raven???
-Cure my schizophrenic Post-it notes invading my desk.
-Mail Dyan's music.
-Hang a new map.
-Select three of my things.
-Organize your books. (Toss some?)
-Straighten living room.
-Rake your kids' stuff away ... far away.
-Make sure all dishes are in the sink. Seriously.
-Organize your bills, or your "stack," (wink Gail).
-Wipe each bathroom down with three Kirkland wipes.
Show me what you're made of, and it better not be sugar and spice, it had better be Windex and bleach!