If this had been an actual emergency, the Attention Signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions. This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System. <3 to you. I always welcome 4am phone calls from friends.
Oh god I hate these tests, someone find the remote...FIND IT!! That horrible beeeeeep is driving me nuts!!!!!!!!!!
On the bright side, I'm totally a fan of Fuck It. So thus, I shall stay tuned and ride this emergency broadcast in favor of this being the channel with all my favorite programs.
I'm a mother, reader, writer, and an open-minded Democrat. I'm funny, but have said my share of regrettable things in life. I admit my mistakes, and expect the same of others. I fail at getting out of hammocks. I can detect and deflect facades. I make friends easily and when I listen I REALLY listen. I always remember your aunt Clara and her cats. I'm approachable and genuine, willing to do anything to help, be it moving a piano on my back, making you laugh when it feels impossible, cleaning, and have dressed in drag to make someone smile. I will accept/succeed at 99% of dares. I'm a picky grammarian, but I'm not perfect and you don't have to be either. I draw the line at vicious behaviour, flakes who don't even offer plausible or amusing excuses, thieves, bitches, bitch-face, and people who choose to believe what they know to be false. I don't like sci-fi, the words "nother," "prolly," nor "irregardless." I will not abide ANYONE who would harm a child with their words, bodies, actions, inactions, or indirectly. I will fight for any child, and I will go Dexter on your ass if you threaten my child.
I'm more fun than not.
Cheyenne I'm here. I do love you unconditionally.
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If this had been an actual emergency, the Attention Signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions. This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
ReplyDelete<3 to you. I always welcome 4am phone calls from friends.
Oh god I hate these tests, someone find the remote...FIND IT!! That horrible beeeeeep is driving me nuts!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, I'm totally a fan of Fuck It. So thus, I shall stay tuned and ride this emergency broadcast in favor of this being the channel with all my favorite programs.
I ♥ You Chey
good call. you're always supposed to fuck it on the lord god's day.
ReplyDeletemmm, fucking... not likely for me today, though.
ReplyDeleteAlso, too much D&L to completely flake, much as I would physically really prefer to.
Oh no! I'm beginning to hyperventilate! Where is my inspiration?. . .
ReplyDeleteNot to mention the fact that nothing good can come when someone with OCD throws everything to the wind. . .
I'm here for you if you need someone to vent to.
Debe: you rock! *thumbs up!*
I don't clean for shit, but I still read your blog! You're not alone in here!
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