Monday, October 19, 2009
Since you all scurry off and pretend not to notice me on the weekends (save for a few diehard Moxlings who faithfully email and text me their progress), you're going to make up for it today. Ha ha.
My house is clean and we're not really using it while my brother and family are over at my mom's, so I don't have much of a list for today aside from a few dishes, and some laundry to fold.
How about you all?
Were all of your washing machines humming all weekend?
So we're entering the season of perpetual leaves wet and stuck to everything. I gather that this fact causes many of you orgasms but I hate it. I amp up my car-vacuuming routine, as well as extra porch sweeping, stomping our shoes before going inside, or just staying inside, and obviously I vacuum the house very five minutes. Something to ponder.
Let's get this party started:
-Get the basics booming. Once you're ahead it's easy, you can do this!
-Vacuum your carpet, as all that talk of leaves left me unsettled.
-Take care of pet-centric tasks.
-I dare any or all of you to clean as much of your car as you can without, you know, dropping dead.
-Find ten corners that you wouldn't want my brother to find. For those who didn't check last night's comments, my brother came in and tested his initial impression of my extremely-clean-and-entirely-for-his-benefit house by checking my corners. Obviously I scored an A+. Will you? Get on it!
-Clear your dining area, try to eat a real meal there (I had to Google that), keep your dishes to the left and get them all tucked snugly into the dishwasher before you go to bed. Enlist as many helpers as possible. Wipe down your kitchen, floors included.
Voila, yous done!
Now post your successes or some highly entertaining excuses.