Thursday, October 1, 2009
Thinking of Thursday
Happy October! I don't know about you but I have seven million birthdays this month, so I'd best get my place whistling so we can have some fun.
But no fun today. All work no play. Rhyming is gay. Which I can say.
We kinda kicked some ass yesterday, I'm so proud of my Moxlings, and for those of you who need to rest, I order you to do so without guilt. You need your strength to get back in the game when you can.
So in addition to the basics, which in my case currently includes a heap of wet delicates splattered against my washing machine's drum. Christ. Okay well if you guys can soldier on in the face of my tragedy, here goes:
-Windex all mirrors and windows, excluding exteriors unless you woke up as the Incredible Hulk.
-Organize your Tupperware drawer/cupboard.
-Dust and spank your computer area until it cries uncle.
-Check your hall closet and make sure everything is ship-shape.
-Remove one thing from your house. Broken toaster, a box, broken toys, toys that aren't broken, something.
-Sweep all floors.
-Final challenge: Before you come after me with your scythes, get down with some wipes and wipe the baseboards in your living room. I'm sorry but even your magnificent Dysons leave a thin film of effing dust.
Dazzle me with your success stories. Minutes = major happiness.