Monday, October 12, 2009
Tuesday: Try Me
Some of us are gaining momentum for the week and some of us are scrambling to catch up from everything we didn't do this weekend. Whatever the case may be, here's hoping the following steps will provide enough aesthetic comfort to motivate more detailed (read: tedious, read: crippling) work later.
-Basics bombshell. I want pictures, I want success stories, I want blood. Do it. Jennifer folded nine loads, your asses can too.
-Clear every counter top to the best of your ability. Remove unnecessary items, wipe, say ahhh.
-Put a few random things in your dishwasher, like your toothbrush holders, soap dishes, etc, that shit gets nasty yo.
-Fill one garbage bag with whatever makes you want to avert your eyes as you walk past.
-Ditch all unused, unwanted, or broken appliances, and please come haul the washer and dryer off my porch before I marry my fucking cousin. (Debe please research on the net until you find out that we are cousins.)
-Make your kids pick up everything off the floor and place appropriately.
-Play that funky music white boy.
Tell me something good.