File Away Friday

Yep, that's my daisy. :)

I have always been an early riser, but still, sometimes that alarm singes my eyelids and makes me curse the universe. This was one of those mornings. But hey, we do what we must when Comcast is coming sometime between 8:00am and next Tuesday, right? The only way to combat the sick, bleary sleep shortage was to get my ass cleaning and fast. I have a mixture of weird small tedious shit to conquer, as well as doors to paint, things to install, a garage sale to prep, and of course, an appointment in an hour to keep my busierthanamotherfucker.

Right away I washed the last load of laundry, after hanging and approximately 8932085 garments last night, and washing everything from the trip. Next I ate and bleached every sink in the house, as well as toilets. I then FINALLY labeled and put my bedside file cabinet to use. This has been whimpering at me since I bought it two months ago. This begat an extremely satisfying paper shredding experience. (I've often said I was born in the wrong era--that perhaps the 50's would have suited me more. But when I'm perusing the symbol menu on the label maker, and seeing 13 medical bills get ripped to shit, in an organized fashion, I'm like, "The fifties can suck it!")





I mean, give credit where credit is due!


In addition to draining the bleachy sinks, I am morphing into The Incredibles to accomplish the following (and more) before I get into the shower at gunpoint to make my appointment:



I loathe counter stacks, almost as much as I hate filthy lying whores, but I'm on a roll:


I'm only procrastinating on installing this because it's gold. And, could it be more gold?


I also need to:

-Make kids' chore lists before I go.

-Make exchanges downtown.

-Cruise through car wash.

-Send a package to my cousin, who just had a baby last night! <3

-Scrub out sinks, wipe down counters.

-Oversee pick up of trinkety crap.

-Clean fans.

-And, OMG! GET IN THE FUCKING SHOWER!!!

Status reports due pronto!