Workin' it Wednesday

I kind of left you guys hanging yesterday, but something tells me you persevered. Today is supposed to be hella hot, so let's go easy, because as everyone knows, when Mama ain't happy, ain't no one happy.

Today I have:

-Made two beds.

-Protein shake/meds: check.

-Swept the floor.

-Did a crumb check in the living room to appease me until Quinn vacuums.

-Cleared one counter top.

-Hung my other shi shi bath mats for their fortnight of drying.

WHAT I WILL ACCOMPLISH IN THE HEAT BECAUSE I AM REALLY PISSED TODAY:

-Organize remaining food cupboard.

-Pack for a trip I do not want to go on, lace much of what I say with reminders of my unhappiness, lol.

-Wiped down entire kitchen, getting all dishes done (every spoon), sweep/Swiff, take out trash, wipe down the refrigerator and microwave, which essentially hanging welcome mat for new dust to settle while I'm gone.

-Finish/fold/put away all laundry. I really think 100 hangers is enough. If my inventory exceeds that than I am just some disgusting Paris Hilton bitch. I only wear five outfits anyway, just like everyone else. Man, gotta give at least six garments the pink slip.

-Clear the chest at the foot of the bed, which serves as a transition place of sorts between me clearing them from the laundry room and getting them a spot on hangers so scarce.

-Wiped down back bathroom. I tend to neglect it because it was recently remodeled, and the dust just loves this.

-Clear and wipe down dual vanity.

-Have kids dust main area(s).

-Clear/wipe down dining room table.

-General, 10 minute de-clutter.

-Frantic last minute surveying, to see if I can spy anything amiss enough to stay home.


I will do all of this in under two hours, albeit in my underwear because it's fucking hot yo.

FOR YOU, THIS DAY:

-Get an early start on D & L, use paper plates if you can, any shortcuts that will ease your burden. I'm curious how many use dryers and how many line dry? I like the idea of it but I can never get things straight enough, and I don't like the feeling of crunchy clothes...

-Clean your dining area. Debris, papers, dishes, and then wipe down the table, chairs, legs, etc. (The tables', not yours.)

-Make beds (including changing sheets if it's time).

-Spiff up entryway.

-Set your timer for one ten minute run-through with a cloth or wipe. You'll be surprised at how many extra things you'll do. Plus I'm going to sneak in and extend the timer by 20 minutes. :)

Today's grueling chores are brought to you by Iko Iko by the Belle Stars.

I would like to read at least three success stories by 1pm. (9pm Mesina's time.)