Aw crap, so I'm typing goofy-handed (like goofy-footed), on someone else's keyboard, on which only one SHIFT key works, and the rest of the keys only require 15 lbs. of pressure to operate...so...this has to be bare bones.
Here's what I'm thinking based on the buzz:
-You all love fall so much, imagine its splendor if your windows were clean. That is to say, clean your windows!
-Insert absolute WORST out-of-town laundry experience in the universe here, and then fall on the ground thanking god it did not happen to you, then multiply it by five million, cry for me, to whom it did happen, and go do all your easy goddamned laundry.
-Dishes, counters, appliances, floors. Never changes, that's all it takes.
-Check all garbages.
-Wipe all doorknobs. Twice.
-Make sure there is hand sanitizer in every bathroom, in the kitchen, kids' rooms, garage, your mouth (oh sorry, that's me)...you get it.
-Spruce up your living room.
-Clean off and wipe your dining room table. Light a candle if you're so inclined.
-Pick up toys via bribes, threats, etc.
-Implement a mass exodus of errant dishes, clothes, blankets, books to their rightful homes.
Report back with your preferred soundtrack!