Saturday, January 16, 2010
Dirty Little Devils
Simple math equation:
Read this link and blame it all on Gail:
OCD mind + 2'x2' house + invasion of 4lb. peeing dog = purchase of a 20lb. Dirt Devil Deluxe specializing in animal hair.
Obviously you all have to buy one of these, and to keep things fair, Mesina has to send me a Dyson. Now that we're all on the same page with our toothbrushes nestled safely in a drawer, or in my case a vault, let's fire up our (new!) espresso makers, drink our coffee's in jars, crank up whatever music gets your juices flowing and get manic, bitches!
Goals for today:
-Washing machine. Repeat. Curse. Repeat...
-Do not think about Hugh Hefner's penis.
-Tackle those toilets before the particles invade.
(Gail, Debe can't remember where she got her mini OxiClean spray because she's selfish like that.)
-Gather errant dishes from around the house and "say shame on myself" as you carry them to the sink.
-Strip and re-make beds.
-In light of the particle revelation, set all underwear on fire. If it burns it wasn't a witch.
-Wipe, wipe, wipe!(interpret however you wish.)
-Vacuum all carpet.
-Wipe again. I'm just sayin'.
-De-clutter 10 things.
-Refill your coffee. You're done and you deserve it.(a splash of bleach wouldn't hurt.)