Saturday, January 16, 2010

Dirty Little Devils

Simple math equation:

Read this link and blame it all on Gail:

OCD mind + 2'x2' house + invasion of 4lb. peeing dog = purchase of a 20lb. Dirt Devil Deluxe specializing in animal hair.

Obviously you all have to buy one of these, and to keep things fair, Mesina has to send me a Dyson. Now that we're all on the same page with our toothbrushes nestled safely in a drawer, or in my case a vault, let's fire up our (new!) espresso makers, drink our coffee's in jars, crank up whatever music gets your juices flowing and get manic, bitches!

Goals for today:

-Dishwasher. Repeat...

-Washing machine. Repeat. Curse. Repeat...

-Do not think about Hugh Hefner's penis.

-Tackle those toilets before the particles invade.

(Gail, Debe can't remember where she got her mini OxiClean spray because she's selfish like that.)

-Gather errant dishes from around the house and "say shame on myself" as you carry them to the sink.

-Strip and re-make beds.

-In light of the particle revelation, set all underwear on fire. If it burns it wasn't a witch.

-Wipe, wipe, wipe!(interpret however you wish.)

-Disinfect doorknobs.

-Vacuum all carpet.

-Wipe again. I'm just sayin'.

-De-clutter 10 things.

-Refill your coffee. You're done and you deserve it.(a splash of bleach wouldn't hurt.)


  1. To de-clutter 10 things, what if we don't have ten things to de-clutter? Can we do 5 twice?

  2. Anonymous--If you don't have 10 things in need of tossing, then you get a standing ovation! :)

  3. Wow, kudos to you anonymous.
    Heaven knows I can always afford to get rid of some stuff!
    Anyway, I just wanted to check in since it feels like I've been gone forever. I have been so busy with a play and school work that even when I do have time for housework I rarely have time to share my endeavors.
    Great job to all of you who have been keeping up with your tidyness!!