Saturday, January 16, 2010
Dirty Little Devils
Simple math equation:
Read this link and blame it all on Gail:
http://www.examiner.com/x-18417-Health-News-Examiner~y2009m7d31-Failing-home-hygeineresults-from-microscopic-examinations
OCD mind + 2'x2' house + invasion of 4lb. peeing dog = purchase of a 20lb. Dirt Devil Deluxe specializing in animal hair.
Obviously you all have to buy one of these, and to keep things fair, Mesina has to send me a Dyson. Now that we're all on the same page with our toothbrushes nestled safely in a drawer, or in my case a vault, let's fire up our (new!) espresso makers, drink our coffee's in jars, crank up whatever music gets your juices flowing and get manic, bitches!
Goals for today:
-Dishwasher. Repeat...
-Washing machine. Repeat. Curse. Repeat...
-Do not think about Hugh Hefner's penis.
-Tackle those toilets before the particles invade.
(Gail, Debe can't remember where she got her mini OxiClean spray because she's selfish like that.)
-Gather errant dishes from around the house and "say shame on myself" as you carry them to the sink.
-Strip and re-make beds.
-In light of the particle revelation, set all underwear on fire. If it burns it wasn't a witch.
-Wipe, wipe, wipe!(interpret however you wish.)
-Disinfect doorknobs.
-Vacuum all carpet.
-Wipe again. I'm just sayin'.
-De-clutter 10 things.
-Refill your coffee. You're done and you deserve it.(a splash of bleach wouldn't hurt.)
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To de-clutter 10 things, what if we don't have ten things to de-clutter? Can we do 5 twice?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous--If you don't have 10 things in need of tossing, then you get a standing ovation! :)
ReplyDeleteWow, kudos to you anonymous.
ReplyDeleteHeaven knows I can always afford to get rid of some stuff!
Anyway, I just wanted to check in since it feels like I've been gone forever. I have been so busy with a play and school work that even when I do have time for housework I rarely have time to share my endeavors.
Great job to all of you who have been keeping up with your tidyness!!